THE MARRIAGE QUIZ

This is a simple test to see how well you'd survive a year of marriage. But not just any marriage. The marriage to the guy/girl of your dreams. All you have to do is answer the questions. There is no scorekeeping. By the time you finish this, you'll already know.

The rules are simple.
1. Answer every question as honestly and thoroughly as you can.
You don't have to ramble, but don't put something with one word.
2. Try to keep it as "realistic" as possible. In other words, base your answers on your dream partner's personality. But remember, if it's a fictional character, use the realism that comes with the character's universe.

TIPS

1. You don't *have* to use your dream guy. Use whomever you want! The weirder and more random the person you choose, the more fun and awkward your answers get!
2. The guy/girl you pick doesn't have to be real. It can be a fictional character, like Jack Sparrow, or a real person, like Brad Pitt or the person who lives next door to you. Or Satan. Or Jesus. It's more fun to use famous people.
3. Dare others to use weird people. You can take this as many times as you want with different guys. Dare your friend to use Barney or Bozo the Clown.

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THE BASICS

1. First, name your dream guy/girl. Then name one good thing and one bad thing about being married to them. --

I'm taking Shannon's being Alibaba is like the sex and Hook is gay and Kolekkio is to ukeish for me. The one good thing about Alibaba is that he LOVES sex.. Okay he like craves the shit. The bad thing?.... Hmmm not really sure... He likes Whores to much?

2. Now that you know who he/she is, describe what led you two up to marriage. It can be weird or as normal as you want. --

Well okay so Shannon and I are like walking along and he pops out of no where and is like "HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST RAPEDZ" And we are like =OO OH NOES!! SAVE ZEE ALI!!!" and like shit happened and we fell in love Blah.



3. Traditional wedding or common law marriage? If you picked the first, describe it. Just sketch some details or make it as elaborate as you choose. --

..... Ours would be like... Totally different... Black dresses and black flowers and everyone would have a special chair with a different name. Shannon would be my maid of honor

4. I know you were expecting this. What's the sex like?

....He's a sex addict.... You guess baby ;D

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SCENARIO TIME

5. Okay. Now it's time to see what you're made of. Say you're finally together and you're moving into a new apartment, but it's in a really bad neighborhood and you hear guns going off every night and people screaming. How do you and your partner stop the noise?

Me? We blare music and rock out with like amazingness and Kolekkio would come over with Shannon and the drugs and we'd have a great fucking time

6. Now, since we're in the real world right now, what kind of job would you expect your partner to have? How about you? Remember, this is your dream life, so dream job, all of the above.

Tch I'd be a nurse at Hook's foot doctor place and we'd work and I'd be payed like $300,000 a year. Alibaba would fix computers and get like a bunch of money also


7. It's your partner's family reunion - and you've been invited. It's your first time meeting your partner's extended family, and they HATE you. How do you deal with this?
WELL! I'd make them hate me more! I mean come on! As long as Alibaba loves me who the fuck cares?

8. It's your partner's birthday, but in order to get the surprise party going, you have to get up at dark thirty in the morning and sneak out of the house. Unfortunately, your partner catches you when you're halfway out the door. What's your excuse?
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Me: "Umm.... Hun... I just got a call from Shannon and She's knocked up so I have to go with her-"
Ali: "SHE GOT KNOCKED UP?"
Me: "Yeah... She uhh... Had sex with... KOLEKKIO and um I have to go" -runs-
Ali: "BITCH HE'S INTO HOOK AND GAY!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE HO!!!"

9. About two months have passed, and say your sex life is going good. One morning you wake up, are sick, and crave very strange foods of your choice. How do you break the news to your partner that you're pregnant? If your partner is the same sex as you, this will REALLY knock him/her for a loop! (If you're the guy, or if there are no females in your relationship, then void this question. Or make something up.)
Me: "Alibaba... I'M PREGNANT AGAIN!!!"
ALi: "Awwww FUCK another little shit head in the world" -flees to Hook-
Me: "I NEEDZ SOME FOOD!! BRING BACK SOME PENUT BUTTER AND FISH!!!"

10. It's Halloween! Describe what you two will be doing to celebrate.
Shannon would come over to our house and we'd invite everyone sides Kouda cause he's fucking creepy. She like Phantom would be all of Peta and Hook on Kolekkio and there would be rituals and sex like RAWR and Shannon would be like making out with some hot chick with piercings and a snake around her neck and tattoos.

11. Let's say your partner is at work and there's this girl that's been hitting on him/her, unbeknownst to you. One day she announces her feelings and attempts to kiss him/her. About this time, you walk in, see him/her lip-locked with someone that isn't you! Without any of the previous knowledge, how do you deal with this situation? --
Me: "....BITCH!!" -Grabs the girl and busts her head against the wall-
Ali: o_o; "I know now not to mess with you"
12. You and your partner contemplate getting a pet or two! Describe your discussion.
Me: "I'm getting 5 cats and like 7 dogs... all french and tiny"
Alibaba: o_o; "Ummm.... No?"

13. It's about time for voting, and you notice your partner's political views are almost the exact OPPOSITE of yours. You can't watch one presidential speech without one of you complaining. How do you deal with this?
Me: "HELLZ YEAH BUSH!!! I WANT YOUR BABIES!!!"
Ali: O___O "...."
Me: "WHAT?!"
Shannon: "Hey I want those babies too >D"

14. It's now Christmas! How do you celebrate? What do you get your partner's family - even though they HATE you? What do you get your partner? If you don't celebrate Christmas, just use any of the holidays of your choice here.
xD I'd give the family a box that is wrapped and inside of it is a dead rotting animal covered in crap so they can't touch it. I get Alibaba a whore to fuck for the night cause fucking one person is so boring

15. Finally, the new year has come. But your partner is contemplating joining the military and going to fight overseas. If you don't want him/her to go, describe your intricate plot to keep him/her to stay. Otherwise, describe your reaction.
Me: "So you'd rather fuck some cheep ass dirty whore with a STD then stay here with clean hookers?"
Ali: "You got a point... I don't want to be ITCHING there"

16. The weather's warming up and you want to go on a vacation. Remember, about this time, you're quite pregnant - so be choosy about where you go for a vacation. Describe how it went and if anything interesting happened.
Uhhh we go to japan and get bored so we come home and like just go to North Carolina and hang out at the beach

17. You're busy browsing the internet one day when you discover that your partner looks at porn. What kind of porn have you discovered? In the reverse scenario, let's say you look at porn. Now imagine what your partner would do if he/she discovered this porn.
Dude we totally watch porn together and I have some fucked up Porn

18. Your partner feels kind of bad since you're so moody, being pregnant and all. (If you're a girl), so he/she decides to plan a nice dinner at a lovely restaurant for you. Unfortunately, he/she forgets the checkbook. How do you get out of paying for your dinner?
Me: "I'M A PREGNANT WOMAN AND I GOT A GUN!"
Ali: "OH SHIT!!"
Me: "Jk it's a fake gun... NOW RUN!!!" -flees-

19. Your partner stumbles across your diary and reads it. How would he/she react to reading your diary? You don't have to tell us what's in it, just what your partner might do. In the reverse, you stumble across his/hers.
If he found mine... I'd cry and be like "Sorry I'm just so moody and NEEDMORESEX!!!"
Ali: "I CAN DO THAT!!!"

20. It's bedtime. Now tell me how the both of you sleep. Who hogs the most blankets? Who snores the loudest? Etc. When you have sex, is the dog constantly trying to get in the room?
I hog the covers cause I do that now. I talk in my sleep, not snore. Alibaba, in the middle of the night would try to take meh covers and I'd punch him in my sleep.

21. Which of you has the best cooking? Describe how your best and worst dinnertime would go.
I can cook and I feel lazy at the moment so fuck you

22. HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN A YEAR. If you ARE female, you're in the hospital now, giving birth. Do you break your partner's hand and swear at him? And oh snap, it's a boy. What do you name it?
xD Yeah I broke it and scream profanity's that carry out in to the hall for the other little shit heads to hear it. I'll name him Xander cause I've got skillz

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AND LAST

23. So you've lasted a year! In spite of all of it, was it worth it?

..... NOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T GREAT!